You did what to my daughter with an animal cracker?

Armageddon is a 1998 movie directed by explosiophile Michael Bay following a team of oil drillers sent into space to stop a killer asteroid. It is notable for suggesting that Michael Bay believes in the Flat Earth theory, as no time zones are evident in the film, and for containing an example of the longest time a fat guy has survived in this type of movie.
Animal cracker

"Stay out of this Bruce Willis. This is between me, Liv, and Mr. Jumbo."

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