• GenericAnomaly

    On Xanadu

    April 24, 2011 by GenericAnomaly

    Let's talk about Xanadu.

    Specifically, let's talk about what makes it a terrible film.
    The crime here is a common one among bad movies that aren't always ideal to riff; it's unengaging in every way. The characters are flat and we have no investment in them, the story is drawn out and lacks any semblance of real conflict, and the spectacle is dry and unspectacular. What's there to like about this movie? For that matter, what's there to riff? Not a lot. I don't often genuinely hate the movies we show here, but Xanadu came damn close. Let's take a look at why.
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